Trainers

I love my trainer, I really do. She is a sweet girl and very caring. Yet, on the other hand, I can't stand her. Here's why:

She is young...just a baby of 23.

She wears her hair in a cute ponytail that bobs as she walks along.

Her body is firm and youthful.

She has no wrinkles.

She shows me what exercises to do with ease (easy for her, not me).

She doesn't moan and groan when trying to do a deep squat (I honestly could smack her when she says I need to go deeper).

When she lays on the ball, it stays put. It doesn't wobble like it does when I try to lay on it.
She says "Isn't this fun?" and giggles when I give her a dirty look.

She finds it funny when I let out an "ow!" sound.

She can actually pull her knees to her chest. Mine make it in the general vicinity, but my belly & boobs get in the way.

When she lays on her back...her entire front of her body goes flat...not rounded and inflated looking like mine.

After laying down, she pops right back up...whereas I grab a chair, bar, dumbbell, anything within reach to help pull my body back up off the floor.

While I'm listening to my legs, butt, arms, or whatever part is being tortured, screaming out in rebellion, she says "This song has a good beat, try keeping up with it." Then giggles, as I shoot her "the look".

I have never heard any of her bones go snap, crackle or pop, whereas mine do it constantly.

I need to see her credentials. I think she said she is certified by ACE, which I actually think translates to Advanced Cruelty Expert!

Ok, I gotta go soak my poor tortured body in the tub.