I need a nose mitten

I was sneezing like crazy yesterday and that should have been my warning sign, but noooooo I ignored it. Well this morning I woke up with my head stuffed, I'm sleepy and desperately just want to go back to bed, my throat hurts and I'm achey (is that a word?)

While trying to unclog my nose I realized that my poor nose is ice cold. When you think about it, there isn't much insulation there like there is in the rest of the body. It's not like there's extra fat built up to keep it warm. I've never heard anyone say they were dieting to lose weight off their nose.

What I need is a nose mitten like this one (I can't believe they actually sell these):

Yep, I do need one of those.....or maybe I'll just take some more Nyquil, and sleep the day away, or at least until my bizarre interest in actually purchasing one of those things passes.