And The Wind Blows

Lets talk about wind. And by wind, I don't mean the air that moves around outside. I mean the air that escapes from your backside. In other words: air biscuit, booty bomb, cut the cheese, duck call, gas, fart, let one fly, puff, rip one, SBD (silent but deadly), and toot.

The technical terminology for any of those words is flatulence. Flatulence is defined as: passing excess gas from the intestinal tract through the anus. But what causes it? A lot of it is from eating certain types of sugars and/or starches. Ok, so that's fine. But then how come I get it after eating broccoli??? If there is sugar in broccoli, then how come it doesn't taste sweet?

Here are other thought provoking questions regarding gas:

Why do people find farting so funny?

Why do men find sharing their farts vital?


Why do some stink and some dont?

And why is it that we usually get bad gas when we are in a crowded area and can't leave?


Let's play "Have You Ever"
Have you ever farted and blamed it on your baby? Or been sad when said baby is old enough to say "Nuh-uh, it wasn't me".
Have you ever farted and blamed it on your dog?
Have you ever farted and blamed it on the elderly person sitting nearby?
Have you ever farted in the aisle at a store and quickly moved to another aisle? And then walked back into that aisle when someone else is there and give them the "omg I can't believe you farted" look?
Have you ever farted so loudly that you even scared yourself? Or scared the dog?
Have you ever farted and then fanned your backside to hopefully get rid of the smell before anyone notices and comments? Have you ever noticed that never works?
Have you ever farted while in the bathtub and giggled as you watched the bubbles? Come on, you know you have.
Have you ever put powder around your backside and farted to watch the powder fly? This intrigues me. Who would think to do something like that?
Have you ever farted an SBD and looked around with others saying "Oh man, who did that?"
Have you ever farted putt-putt style as you walked around? And giggled while doing it? Or kept track of how many you can do in a row before stopping?
Have you ever farted and stopped what you were doing so you can see how bad it smells? Again...you know you have.
Have you ever been in pain from the gas and you tried so hard to fart, but instead you eeked out a little load instead?
Have you ever farted while sneezing or coughing? If you're over 40 there's no need to answer. We already all know the answer is "always".
Have you ever farted while being intimate? And then discussed it? Or continued with a contest?

Did you know that the average person passes that excess gas at least 14 times a day? Did you know that it appears to me that this is definitely one way most men are above average?

Don't you wish ice cream, brownies and cookies caused the gas you normally get when eating things like vegetables, because that would make it a reason to not eat those things?

Don't you love that this blog is so educational?

Don't you also now wish I would get more sleep so I wouldn't write about things like booty bombs?