According To Jeff Foxworthy

I found this in a box of our old family photos. Look closely at the right side.

If you have a gun cabinet sitting in the dining room right next to the china hutch...You might be a Redneck.


I don't even know what to say as to why in the world we put it there. The good news is, the cabinet was locked and the shotguns were never loaded, but still.


I guess this way we were ready in case we got attacked by some rabid possums, or a gang of pig stealers showed up. Or maybe Jay was just preparing for the future when boys would "come a callin'" for his little girls.