Ode To Spanx Bras

Once upon a time I wrote about Spanx Undergarments and how wonderful the were. You can read about that here. Well, now I have finally purchased my first Spanx bra and "my girls" are singing the praises of their newfound perkiness. So it is with sincere apologies to Joe Cocker, that I do this tribute to the tune of "Love Lift Us Up".



Who knows what maternity brings

In that world, few breasts survive.

All I know is the way I feel.

And it's hard to make them look alive.



They hang so low,

there is drooping along the way,

But put on some Spanx now every day.



Spanx lifts us up where we belong,

Where the young chests fly

They don't even have to try.



Spanx lifts us up where we belong,

Far from the waist below,

Even above the elbows.



Some hang on to "used to be,"

Yearning for a chest that is firm.

But, put on a bra that doesn't quite fit

And all it will do is make you squirm.



They hang so low,

There is drooping along the way,

But put on some Spanx now every day.



Spanx lifts us up where we belong,

Where the young chests fly

They don't even have to try.



Spanx lifts us up where we belong,

Far from the waist below,

Up above the elbows.



Time goes by, no time to cry,

Sagging belongs to you and I.

Every-da-ay.



Spanx lifts us up where we belong,

Where the young chests fly

They don't even have to try.



Spanx lifts us up where we belong,

Far from the waist below,

Up above the elbows.