Monday, June 08, 2009

Why Grooming Your Pet Is So Expensive

Finally an explanation!

Top 10 Reasons Why It Costs More To Get Your Pet Groomed Than You Going To Your Own Hairdresser

10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.

9. You don't go eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair.

8. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a sanitary trim.

7. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears or anal glands.

6. Your hairdresser doesn't remove the boogies from your eyes.

5. You sit still for your hairdresser.

4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure and pedicure.

3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.

2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.

1. The likelihood of you pooping on your hairdresser is pretty slim.


sara said...

LOL!!! I actually saw an episode on Dirty Jobs where he followed a dog groomer...ya, the whole cleaning the anal glands....yuck!

Becky said...

OH So TRUE! I groomed dogs (and Cats) for three+ years. It is a dirty and often thankless job. LOL.

Kelly said...

I don't know about you, Dena, but I don't even bark at mine either. Though admittedly, I've thought about it a time or two.